Appreciating: Logan

I absolutely loved Ryan Gosling's portrayal of Ken in the latest (or should I say first?) Barbie movie! His take on the character was refreshing, and I couldn't agree more with his humorous take on the patriarchy. Who gave a damn once they knew it wasn't about horses, right? 😂 Can relate. But I’m not posting to talk about that Ken today.

It's hilariously ironic (like, dodged-a-bullet ironic) that this post was originally slated for March 8th—not because I had some grand political statement in mind or was trying to sabotage International Women's Day, but simply because I had a mental blip and forgot what day it was. So, instead of inadvertently triggering an avalanche of angry comments from the keyboard warriors of the internet, my trusty phone intervened. Thanks, technology, for saving me from the wrath of the comment section.

In the vast Plasticverse of my doll collection, there are other repainted Kens, but none quite like Logan. Ever since he sauntered into Moira's life (or storyline), he's been nothing short of fabulous. Remember those first snapshots with the two of them? Pure charm. I swear Moira radiates more joy in photos with him than she ever did solo. Talk about relationship goals,

Oh, and have I mentioned Logan's recent glow-up with those tattoos? No? Well, brace yourself for some serious eye candy. The man—or should I say, doll—has got it going on. Major props to his ghostwriter (yep, I have someone penning him for me) for planting the seed of this brilliant idea.

He's Ken 3.0, upgraded and ready to slay.

"BuT iT's WhAt'S oN tHe InSiDe ThAt MaTtErS" - ma’am this is a Wendys.

To the concerned citizen doling out unsolicited, rediculous advice who was apparently mad how much gush he was drenched in after his glowup: He. Is. A. Doll. His insides? Plastic. And as for his personality? That's someone else's vision, not his own. May I suggest a healthy dose of sunshine and therapy. I repeat: He is a doll. A photogenic, awesome, repainted doll that I adore, but a doll none the less.

That’s all for today. Hope your Monday sucks less than mine is shaping up to.

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