2021

Each year there’s a tradition of watching fireworks, sometimes singing, and frequently drinking as part of the New Years Celebration. I even dressed up to ring in 2020.

Not this year, Universe.

Fool me once: shame on you. Fool me twice: shame on me.

And holy hell, did you ever screw us over with 2020. Not again. No. This year, I think I’d like to see the terms and conditions, before I hastily, stupidly, scroll down to click accept. Before I allow that 10-second countdown at midnight to take place.

And I know I’m not alone.